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◊ 2009-11-03 22:14 |
Since Mark is about to become a father, Sophie wants him to learn to drive, so they buys him an intensive 1-week course with a driving test at the end. Unfortunately the instructor turns out to not be a "David Attenborough type instructor" but "more like a chain-wanking ringtone fanatic" who would rather smoke cigarettes than actually instruct. Instructor: What did you stall for? Mark: Because I can't drive. That's why I'm having a driving lesson. Instructor: Go again, easy on the clutch. Mark: (voiceover) He hasn't even told me which pedal is which! He's assuming an incredible degree of knowledge. Mark stalls again Instructor: Bloody hell, you are terrible. Mark: I'm sorry, but I can't drive. Maybe in your career as a driving instructor you may get one or two pupils from failed states like Eritrea where they have no licensing infrastructure but basically already know how to drive, however I should warn you that the vast majority are going to be people like me, who can't drive. This car is used in 2 scenes, although because Mark keeps stalling it doesn't actually go anywhere. The vehicle details for EF02 VRJ are: Date of Liability 01 02 2010 Date of First Registration 28 06 2002 Year of Manufacture 2002 Cylinder Capacity (cc) 998CC CO2 Emissions 137g/Km Fuel Type Petrol Export Marker Not Applicable Vehicle Status Licence Not Due Vehicle Colour SILVER Vehicle Registration Mark EF02VRJ Make TOYOTA Model YARIS GS |